For all your chicken jugular inquiries

I rarely do this, but here were the top 10 searches that drove people to this website this week: 

• "women killing rooster"
• "chicken jugular"
• "hand crank chipper blade" 
• "cinder block hog roast"
• "braised beef shank tough"
• "ford pick up gilmore girls"
• "cockled"
• "sorghum candy"
• "how long does it take for a salami to be overdue"
• "focusing on the important things"

The juxtaposition of the last one with the rest makes me happy.