You don't know how tempted I really was...

Oh, Jerry. You are a man after my own heart.

I mean that literally.

I think you want it to either explode in my chest, or run and cower in fear behind my kidneys, hoping you won't up the ante in my temptation with a free Super-Size slurpee and a bag of Doritos with every purchase.

Man... I love visiting my people.