The problem is, my head is too damn big

Things that really should come back into fashion:

#1: The Fedora. Or just hats in general. But mostly, fedoras. Admit it: you watch the old movies and think "God, that hat is dead sexy." Never mind that the good haircut wasn't invented until 1993. That's why you had a hat.

#2: Bolos. Because they match with my giant belt buckles.

#3: Giant belt buckles.

#4: Paisley. Just kidding.

#5: Hair metal. Ratt. Poison. Twisted Sister. Don't make that face. It's your guilty pleasure, too.

Now think of them wearing fedoras. And bolos. With giant belt buckles.