It's like Walt Disney had sex with Las Vegas. Except not as classy. And it was in the desert. The only redeeming feature is, perhaps, the name: Falconcity of Wonders.
You can only imagine the marketing meeting where they came up with that name. It takes a serious amount of Saturday morning cartoon watching to come up with a name like that. Hmm. Which might explain the whole concept of rebuilding the 8 wonders of the world larger than they actually exist, and filling them with condominium-glory, in tribute to the sheer awesomeness that is Falconcity of Wonders. Admit it, even the concept of Falconcity of Wonders makes where you live now seem like a crack-house of dullitude.
"Dude - didn't you live in Minneapolis?"
"Yes, but I gave all that up and moved. Now I reside in Falconcity of Wonders, in the Dubai Eiffel Tower, between the Dubai Taj Mahal and the Dubai Great Wall."
The Central Park Towers, which will be located at the base of the Falconcity of Wonders project in the feet of the Falcon beside the international cities such as Rome, Venice, Beirut, and India, will comprise a total of 24 towers made up of residential, commercial and hotel towers. At the center of this project will be a 1 million square feet park to complete the recreation of New York City's Central Park.
The legs are a collection of 4-6 story buildings with different themes ranging from Happy Yemen, Lebanon down town Solider, India Taj Mahal, Rome's Leaning Tower of Pisa, Italian Gondola boats of Venice, and London's Big Ben."
"Rome's Leaning Tower of Pisa"
Screw geography. When you live in Falconcity of Wonders, geography is irrelevant. I'm putting in a bid on some acreage in Happy Yemen.