Just in time for Christmas

Not sure what to get that certain someone on your Christmas shopping list who seems to have everything? Struggling with the perfect gift idea for the ninja in your life? Or are you just sick of your office mates sticking their heads around your cube wall at inopportune times? Well, now you can address them all, with the USB powered laser-guided missle launcher. Control the launcher through your PC software. And watch neighboring nation-states - er.. I mean co-workers - tremble. Shipment to Krazy Kim Jong-Il and his North Korean cohort is strictly forbidden.
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If you break it, you get to buy a new one...

We've I've always had fairly crap luck with cameras. As much as I have fallen in love with digital picture taking, I suppose it's a natural consequence of carrying a camera pretty much everywhere I go: it's just exposed to more risk. There was the first camera, dropped from the back of a horse in the Gap of Dunloe. Then there was the camera we drowned in the Scottish firth while on horseback Before you say it's obviously not me, it's the horses, take a look at this camera:
There were no horses involved in this one. Just me, the car door, and my jacket pocket. Oops. It's not been a complete tragedy, we've got a backup camera. But it's old (2.1 megapixel - it was my present to myself when my dot com blew up, and while it's got a really nice 10x optical zoom, that also makes it extremely bulky to carry around (definitely no slipping it in the pocket to go). So I've finally been spurred to update my digital camera. I walked in to the shop with only two real requirements: a) that it use the SD memory card (so I could re-use what I already had) and b) that it not have to stop and think for 10 seconds every time I took a picture. Trying to tell the Critter to repeat something because the camera was still writing whatever else I had snapped a shot of is like trying to negotiate with a raccoon. She clearly understands I'm asking for something, but the request just doesn't make sense. Anyway, once I settled on a camera, I got two of them, identical in every way.
That way, my bride will stop griping at me for carting off the camera in my laptop bag everytime I go on a trip. No more competition over who gets the handy-sized camera. And for the money, it's a heck of a camera. Great resolution, a great lcd screen, and more features than I'll ever really use. It's not the digital SLR of my dreams, but on the other hand, it can fit pretty much anywhere, and is a great snap-and-go camera. At this point, I have a hard time understanding why anyone who takes pictures would still use film. Unless you're also into 8-tracks, or beta-max. Just to keep it old school. Net result: even more pictures of the Critter to come.
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What you never knew we always needed

A whole lot of really cool stuff has been done with Google Maps. Here's a new way on the web to document your best dumpster-diving finds. Garbagescout.com now provides a google-mapped location & photographic catalog of all the best garbage in New York City. Why? In their own words: "What is the motivation behind GarbageScout? Garbagescout is a conversation, both practical and philosophical' , about what we throw away. I'm guessing it was a couple of guys with one too many MGD longnecks and way too much time on their hands, but we can go with 'practical and philosophical' if we want. From their website:
How to post: From your phone, email a picture of your find to "street@garbagescout.com", In the body of the email type a description @ location. For example: furniture old chairs@123 East Broadway computer monitors look good @ west 79th street & broadway bike wheels and parts @ 345 west 21st.
Which begs the question: "Weird medical equipment"? Who the hell is a) throwing it out curbside, and b) interested in picking it up? Never mind. I don't want to know.
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