Last night's dinner conversation:
The Critter: 'Pudding, daddy!'
Me: Did you eat your meat?
C: Eh? Pudding, daddy?
Me: Wrong! Do it again! Did you eat your meat?
C: Um. Pudding, please?
Me: How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!
My Bride: It's vegetarian stir-fry, you twit.
Me: ...le sigh...
OK, I don't really expect my 2 year old to get the Pink Floyd reference, and my bride trots out her "I didn't grow up in your country" defense every time stuff like this happens, but I mean really, don't they make people answer these kind of questions on citizenship tests?