Maybe it's my accent...

Today I went to try a new place for lunch - a sandwich shop a la Subway just a block over from the office.

Me: 'Can I have my sandwich on a baguette?'
Sandwich Lady: 'We're out of baguettes. We have French sticks though.'
Me: 'Um. Ok. French stick. Can I have mustard please?'
SL: 'English or French mustard?'
Me: 'French, please.'
SL: 'We're out of French. We only have English mustard.'
Me: 'Tell you what. Surprise me.'