What you never knew we always needed

A whole lot of really cool stuff has been done with Google Maps. Here's a new way on the web to document your best dumpster-diving finds. Garbagescout.com now provides a google-mapped location & photographic catalog of all the best garbage in New York City. Why? In their own words: "What is the motivation behind GarbageScout? Garbagescout is a conversation, both practical and philosophical' , about what we throw away. I'm guessing it was a couple of guys with one too many MGD longnecks and way too much time on their hands, but we can go with 'practical and philosophical' if we want. From their website:
How to post: From your phone, email a picture of your find to "street@garbagescout.com", In the body of the email type a description @ location. For example: furniture old chairs@123 East Broadway computer monitors look good @ west 79th street & broadway bike wheels and parts @ 345 west 21st.
Which begs the question: "Weird medical equipment"? Who the hell is a) throwing it out curbside, and b) interested in picking it up? Never mind. I don't want to know.
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And while we're on the subject of keeping time

Check out our new timepiece. This thing was built sometime around 1790 within about 50 miles of where we live today. And it's still ticking away like a champ. Getting one of these has always been on my list of things to do, but it weighs about a ton, so I'm afraid it's never going to move again, and we're terrified of winding it, for fear of somehow destroying the giant clockwork goodness that we just invested so much in. But the chimes make us happy. We run out of whatever room we're in and watch the clock make "ding...ding...ding..." noises every hour. And then we salivate, because we're Pavlovian like that. See that look on the Critter's face? That's the look she gave when she realized that we decided an ancient, quasi-accurate clock was a more gratifying investment than a diploma from a private univeristy. That's her "Goodbye Princeton. Hello Junior College" look.
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Finally, a watch I might actually wear

I have never worn a watch. First of all, I can't get used to the feeling of something strapped around my wrist all the time, and secondly, I'm pretty much surrounded by time-keeping electronics where ever I happen to be: my car, my computer, my phone. In general terms, I've never had that much need to be so aware of the time at any given moment. I break my day up into basic segments: Wake up. At work before lunch. At work after lunch. At home in the evening. Sleep time. Anything beyond that is pretty much overkill. But there was one 30 day period where the United States Army made me wear a watch. The evening I showed up to report for Sergeant's school (PLDC: Personal Leadership Development Course, hosted at gloriously rainy Fort Benning, Georgia) your random Sergeant Major Stereotype stopped me and asked if I had the time. Me: - [squinting at where I thought the sun might be behind the clouds] - I think it's around 6:30, Sergeant Major, but I don't wear a watch, so I'm not 100% sure on that. As it turns out, that particular Sergeant Major Stereotype ran that particular Sergeant school. He had never met a soldier without a watch before, and found it truly remarkable. (It crossed my mind at that point to wonder what happened to his watch that he needed to ask me what time it was. As he was remarking at some length over how novel he found my watch-avoidance quite loudly, and to a number of senior NCOs standing nearby under a handy canopy, all of whom were busy agreeing with him, I thought it best not to ask). Then, the Sergeant Major suggested that since I was going to be attending his school for the next few weeks, I might find it a good idea to scoot on over to the local PX and invest in a timepiece, just in case he ever needed to ask me the time again. I nodded. It's difficult to speak when you're doing pushups in the rain. So later that evening, I picked up whatever was olive drab and cheap at the post exchange that evening, and for the next thirty days, I knew exactly what time it was. I was asked, often, by all of the instructors. Apparently by a remarkable coincidence all of their own watches had been broken, and they weren't sure they could trust the clocks on the walls of the school, so I was asked to verify the time sometimes four or five times a day. But at the end of that school, I left my watch at Ft Benning, and went back to my general categorization, feeling, if anything, less inclined than before to need to know the exact time of day. Now if only they had had this watch available. A watch that tells time like I tell time: "It's a bit shy of 2 o'clock" or "It's pushing 1:45". That's freaking genius. I don't think it's enough for me to run out and get one at this point, but it's nice to know it's an option, if I ever do feel the need.
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