A couple of weeks ago, I had to make a tour of Europe for work. It's been a while since I changed jobs, and my family (and myself) have pretty much gotten used to me not traveling anymore. It was downright awkward to be in the airport again after so long.
It's been nice.
However, these things come up, and the Boy, who was a bit worried about me being alone for so long, gave me one of his Transformer toys to play with. (Not his Optimus Prime, mind you. Just a nameless figure that he sort of likes. Still. It was sweet, no?)
I sent home pictures along the way.

First: the autobot hit Germany.

A redeye flight to Paris: Autobot needs coffee.

Autobot wants to know how to get to Versailles.
No, autobot. We're not going to Disneyland. We're getting on a plane and saying goodbye to France.
Dinner in the UK.
Smoked bacon & haggis fritters. Topped with poached egg and a side of Old Speckled Hen ale.
This is one of the top five things I have ever put in my mouth.
Autobot approves.
More from the UK:
Autobot loves Mr. Porky. Hugs and kisses.
Chester. Autobot admires your architecture.
Autobot likes weird British chocolate.
"Hey... wait a second - you're not the same Autobot!"
"Yes I am."
"No you're not! You look completely different."
"No I don't."
"What the hell. The other one had big tall wing things. You have crazy-weird devil horns. And you're half again as big!"
"OK. Fine. You got me."
"..."
"..."
"Well this is awkward."
"You lost the other one at the hotel & bought me as a replacement, didn't you?"
"Shutup and look at the flowers, Autobot."
Hey, fake-Autobot. Nice pillow.
It's not that I'm not glad you're home. And I do really like my new Autobot. But seriously, you left the other one? And people trust you with making decisions?
Oh yeah? Well... thanks to our friend Mr. Internet - look whose doppleganger made a reappearance!
I wonder what the hell did parents do before they invented Amazon?
Bucket list: see a monkey in the wild - check.
Last month, we went to the Philippines, for two weeks of sunshine, beaches, extended family and relaxation.
I took a lot of pictures. It was almost intimidating to sort through them all. So I'll let you do that. Click any of the photos to see the expanded set.
There was a lot of beach time. It's a country of islands. Drive a bit in any direction from wherever you are, and you're going to hit a beach.
We took full advantage.
But there are other things to see. We hit four or five islands - Bohol was probably our favorite. It's a mid-sized island someplace in the middle of the country without any major cities on it. It has things like ancient coral hills (the Chocolate hills) and the world's smallest primate to see.
We also hit Cebu (briefly) on our way to Boracay, and then back up to Manila, the local Chinatown, where we ate food being sold by people in small carts.
There was a lot of excellent food eaten on this trip.
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But maybe the best thing eaten was the grilled chicken intestine on a stick ('isaw'). By the Boy. Who forced his mother to trade his other options so he could have more.
That many islands required a lot of schlepping around. In various means of transportation.
Ok. I admit. It was mostly boats.
But I know you. You've only been looking at these pictures waiting to see the wild monkeys. That's ok. I'd be the same. But first: drag dancers on a beach throwing fire.
The kids were fascinated by this show. I couldn't drag them off the beach. About a half hour into it, I asked the Critter if she knew that these weren't really ladies, in the makeup, with the bikinis. Her jaw dropped onto the sand.
Ladies, men or something else - the show was definitely worth watching.
OK, ok. Now, monkeys:
I made them stop the van so that I could get out and take that picture. My Bride's cousin came out with me.
I took some pictures of this group of monkeys sitting idly by the roadside. I took a few steps closer and took some more picture. I took a few steps closer again, and brought my camera up. I asked my cousin: "Hey - is this monkey gonna charge if I get too close?" "I don't know, bro. But if he does, I'm tripping you and running back to the van."
Thanks, cuz.
Eventually, we had to head home. It was a fantastic trip and worth repeating.
After all, there are still 7,000 islands we haven't seen.