Quick! The Beemergency line is ringing!

Breaking News: Gang of Bees Attacks the Mission!

I swear to god this neighborhood keeps getting rougher....

Today (August 2nd) at 12:00 noon I spotted this itinerant horde of bees slowly making its way down 14th street between Mission and Valencia. The roving mass was apparently following a fugitive queen as she made her way down the block, clustering on top of cars and buildings with no concern for private property. Police assured a concerned public that there was, in fact, an emergency beekeeper on his way, and that there was no cause for alarm.


There's such a thing as an "Emergency beekeper"?

My job sounds so boring in comparison. How do you follow that guy on bring-your-parent-to-school career day?