Does anyone else remember having to diagram sentences?
/"Hey Dad?"
"Yes, Oh Fruit Of My Loins."
"You remember the other day, when I had, you know, when we were going, I mean, before we left, um, and I was going to, er, and then I put it down, and I was looking for it, and do you remember, um, I was just upstairs looking, I mean, it wasn't where I left it and I looked everywhere, and I really wanted to find, um, remember? Remember the other day, when were were going, I asked you about, um, and I had it with me, and nowIcan'tfinditandIreallywantitcanyouhelpmefindit?"
"..."
"Daddy!
"I see that it's past time to introduce you to the concept of the noun."