My Bride: That was nice of daddy to kill that spider in your bedroom last night, wasn't it?
The Critter: Yeah - It was really big!
My Bride: It sure was. I think daddy was a little scared.
(Editorial note: I was terrified. It was bigger than my head.)
The Critter ... What did daddy do with it after he killed it?
My Bride: He threw it away.
The Critter Where did he put it?
My Bride: I think he flushed it down the toilet.
The Critter: The TOILET?!? But I use that toilet!