Just check before you sit down...

My Bride: That was nice of daddy to kill that spider in your bedroom last night, wasn't it?

The Critter: Yeah - It was really big!

My Bride: It sure was. I think daddy was a little scared.

(Editorial note: I was terrified. It was bigger than my head.)

The Critter ... What did daddy do with it after he killed it?

My Bride: He threw it away.

The Critter Where did he put it?

My Bride: I think he flushed it down the toilet.

The Critter: The TOILET?!? But I use that toilet!