Me: What do you want to do now?
Bride: Fold your clothes.
Me: Hm. I think I'm going to sit over here.
Bride: What - you're just going to sit there and watch me fold your clothes?
Me: Oh no -
Bride: That's what I thought.
Me: - I'm not going to watch.
This was followed by me getting chased through the house and then soundly beaten. But really, after 13 years, you'd think she'd know better than to give me an opening like that.