Another American Export

You, sir, are an idiotI'm sitting in a hotel in Basel, Switzerland, a city which traces its history back to the Roman Empire and beyond. A city which boasts the oldest university in Switzerland, and which is famous for its cultural appreciation and plethora of art museums.

Judge Judy is on TV. *shudder*

Seriously, Swiss people. All of American television is laid out before you to choose from, and Judge Judy Sheindlin is the best you can come up with? I'd rather take a Joey re-run in the eye than watch Judge Judy.

Oh wait... commercial break's over. Back to the Judge.