"Dear Heavenly Father - We know You have a master plan and everything, and that You're probably busy blessing the meek and stuff. But just in case You haven't noticed lately, it's costing more and more to fill up the tank of the church Hummer. I realize that we're paying far less than pretty much the rest of the world, but You told the 700 Club that us Americans are Your chosen people. So we were wondering if You couldn't see fit to finagle that plan of Yours, and get those heathens in the Middle East to make a few more barrels and lower the price of gasoline.
At least in the Red states.
Your local fundamentalist wackos."