When the lawyers run away with VOIT...

Because I was worried that the Critter might be prone using one to shake down her nursery school playmates for their dinner money:

'Good non-threatening multi-purpose ball'

My letter to the retailers:

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing you about product AC-MSVOLHB7, the Foam uncoated volleball. You specify in the description that it is a 'good *non-threatening* multi-purpose ball'. I was curious as to how many volleyball threatening incidents you were aware of that caused you to specify that this particular ball wouldn't be useful in a mugging or 7-11 hold up? Do you have other, more threatening balls in your catalog which I might need to be aware of? If I need particular training in how to handle a multi-purpose ball threat, would you be able to point me in the right direction?

Best regards,
A good, non threatening multi-purpose consumer