Some see Virgin Mary in underpass stain
Alright, I realize that the Lord is supposed to work in mysterious ways, but a grit stain on a freeway underpass? What ever happened to pillars of flame or images in the clouds? Or the good old burning bush? With the greatest of respect, I'm suggesting that the Lord hire a better marketing agency. Maybe the firm that came up with those great ads using the Blue Man Group. They're delightfully quirky. Not underpass gritty.
Please don't stand so close to me. I'm expecting a lightning strike any second now.