Toys 'R Now Them

Toys 'R Us sells the biz.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Toys R Us Inc on Thursday said it agreed to sell the entire company, including its namesake toy chain and Babies R Us business, to an investment group of Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co., Bain Capital and Vornado Realty Trust for $26.75 per share, or $6.6 billion, plus debt.

Which is, like, great for the now rich Toys, who, once recovered from their celebratory Toy bingers, I assume will go spend their hard earned gains on Toy mansions and Toy trophy wives. But not so great for my critter. I don't think she's going to want any of the new product lines of 'Kohlberg Kravis Roberts Bain Capital Vornado 'R Us'.