Overheard between the Critter and my bride:
Critter: Do you have a Lola and a Dardo? When you were a little girl, did you have a Lola and a Dardo like me?
Bride: Yes and I miss them very much. Do you miss your Dardo and Lola?
C: (She nods) Where are they? Do they live next to Dardo and Lola in California?
B: No, honey, they don't.
C: Where are they?
B: In heaven.
C: Is that far from Dardo and Lola?
Lesson: Never discuss philosophy with a 3 year old. The logic is unescapable.