I took a crack at prioritizing my "must-do" list by the amount of spam mail I'm now receiving:
10. Meet my personal millionare mentor and learn his secrets.
9. Get paid to take surveys.
8. Finally satisfy my woman.
7. Confirm my membership.
6. Lose weight with the Atkins/Zone/Celebrity diet.
5. Increase my bust size.
4. Master the secrets of eBay.
3. Increase my "member" size.
2. Pick up my free gift.
1. Buy a lifetime supply of Viagra for less than $2.