Kid Update
/Update: Ella walks. The dogs are hiding.
Read MorePriority by Spam
/I took a crack at prioritizing my "must-do" list by the amount of spam mail I'm now receiving:
10. Meet my personal millionare mentor and learn his secrets.
9. Get paid to take surveys.
8. Finally satisfy my woman.
7. Confirm my membership.
6. Lose weight with the Atkins/Zone/Celebrity diet.
5. Increase my bust size.
4. Master the secrets of eBay.
3. Increase my "member" size.
2. Pick up my free gift.
1. Buy a lifetime supply of Viagra for less than $2.
Read MoreMy work is da Bomb!
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I walk in this morning to this. Apparently, someone's pissed that we do experiments on the pretty little bunnies. So they tried to blow the place. Of course, if the bombs had actually been effective, they'd have turned the pretty bunnies into splattered bunny-burger meat all over the sidewalk...
What the hell? Working at a biotech is not supposed to be this exciting.
