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My Bride: That was nice of daddy to kill that spider in your bedroom last night, wasn't it? The Critter: Yeah - It was really big! My Bride: It sure was. I think daddy was a little scared. (Editorial note: I was terrified. It was bigger than my head.) The Critter ... What did daddy do with it after he killed it? My Bride: He threw it away. The Critter Where did he put it? My Bride: I think he flushed it down the toilet. The Critter: The TOILET?!? But I use that toilet!
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