Obviously they haven't met my first cousins
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Stop.
Just think about the comparison for a minute.
Scary, isn't it?Ok, so I *have* been on holiday a little long...
/Critter: "Why did you shower?"
Me: "I was dirty. I thought I'd get clean."
Critter: "Huh. Are you going someplace fancy?"
Me: "What? Because I showered?"
Critter: "And you put on new clothes."
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