Why I can never run my own church
/
Redefining "fully functional"
/In other news of vocabulary creativity:
"The evaluation software is fully functional. However, please note that it only displays every other file in your collection (1, 3, 5, etc)" (From a shareware MP3 server software's documentation.)
Hmmm... 'Yes, Mr Jones, your new heart is fully functional. However, please note that until your check clears, it will only beat every other time.'
Read MoreA sense of permanence
/One of the best phrases I've heard in a while during a meeting at work:
"That system is here to stay for now"
Way to commit, there, fellas...
Read More
