A movie about static

My bride and I actually got to go see a movie in the theater this weekend. If this doesn't sound like a big deal, consider that in the time it took NASA to design, launch and land a glorifed roomba on Mars, we've seen exactly 2 movies in the theater. Return of the King, and that other one. Of course, because we've recently discovered the seedy underbelly of Liverpool's flea markets, we've actually seen everything decent that's currently out. But we weren't about to waste an afternoon without the critter. We ended up picking White Noise, nearly at random. We knew nothing about the movie walking in, other than it was supposed to have something to do with ghosts or the living dead, or the cable man, or something. In the first two minutes, we figure out that Batman is in it. Which is cool, except for the rest of the movie, my mind kept telling me things like "ok, Batman is watching static," and "now Batman is going into the abandoned warehouse." The movie was supposed to be scary, I think. A whole lot of the people who start the movie alive end it dead. Which I guess makes sense in a movie about the afterlife - It would be hard to do a movie about the undead if everyone stays alive through the whole thing. The general plot was that those dead people could talk to us through the static you pick up on your TV. In one scene, Batman's kid is adjusting the TV's rabbit ears to get better reception. Rabbit ears? What the hell? Is this 1978 all of a sudden? Anyway, just the sheer experience of popcorn and stadium seating makes me give the movie a good rating. Without that extra boost, I'm not sure if this one would really rate a 'must see.' Maybe more of a 'don't kick your friend in the teeth if he offers to loan you his copy.' Although it's too bad Alfred died and wasn't in this one.
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A Mobile Phone/Pen

It's a phone that you write with. No wait - it's a pen that's as big as a cell phone. "Siemens goes small with the new PenPhone, the first ever tri-band mobile phone housed in the unusual shape of a pen and offering all the features of a standard mobile phone. The 140mm (5.6") long PenPhone recognizes handwriting for dialing numbers and writing text messages directly into the mobile phone -- no matter what surface you write on." ...providing a perfect illustration of the saying "Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should."
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Freddy and Einstein

Because Ella's 14 months old, it's not often we get the chance to go to the movie theater anymore. And I've slowed down in book consumption as well - well, not counting There's a Wocket in my Pocket or Where's Arthur's Gerbil?

I will try, however, to pass on reviews of movies I do manage to see, or books I think might be generally interesting. Where's Arthur's Gerbil was worth the read, for instance. (And it turns out, the gerbil was in Arthur's lunchbox - hope that wasn't too much of a spoiler).

I managed to sneak away yesterday to watch Freddy vs. Jason. Don't roll your eyes - this was the horror movie I never knew I always wanted to see. Come on - what a premise! And the director/writer managed to keep it from being totally campy, and yet fun to watch. This is like those classic questions of our childhood - who would win, Superman or Spiderman? (Superman) Batman or the Flash? (Batman) Aquaman or Wonder Woman? (Who cares? Linda Carter was just too hot for words.) Freddy Kreuger or Jason? (I'm not going to tell you who won... see it for youself) And true to the movie genre, there was plenty of blood, drunken obnoxious kids looking for the fuse box in a power outage, and the only one left standing was the cute virgin girl. This was the first movie I've seen in quite a while that I could go back to the theater to watch again. It was pure entertainment.

Bookwise, I urge everyone to go run right out and purchase What Einstein Told His Cook - Kitchen Science Explained. It's a quick read, but explains the science behind why you shouldn't put tomatoes in the fridge, why the best frying pan would be made of silver, and what make kosher salt kosher (no pigs). He injects enough humor to make it fun to read, and has a smattering of recipes throughout the book, including a killer margarita recipe that I'm going to try this weekend.

If I drink enough, I'll escape the Freddy nightmares. He's just plain creepy.



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