Holiday read - Hungry Monkey

This whimsical pick during my Amazon shopping has been on of my absolute favorite recent finds, and if you have a kid, are thinking about having a kid, or just appreciate good food, I want you to run out and pick up your own copy. I've already sent one to both my brother & his wife (about to adopt a child), and to my sister-in-law (dating a guy with kids). Now it's time for you to buy one. As a father, there's been little that has brought me more pleasure than sharing the joy & discovery of food with the kids. This morning, the Critter helped me make candied bacon to go with our oatmeal. Last night, the Boy helped me stir peas and our homemade pancetta into our risotto. From the time that they can sit upright and hold onto a spoon, they're pretty much ready to help in one way or another in the kitchen. The author of this book dedicates a whole chapter to, "You fed your child WHAT?". It goes along with what he lays out as Rule #1 - (and I believed, even before I read it here) - 'There is no such thing as baby food'. It can't be too spicy, or too raw, or too seasoned once they're over a year old. (The singular exception, which I will go along with, is honey - not because they won't love it. But it can carry a bacteria that causes infant botchulism.) Generally speaking, if you can eat it, they can eat it. Not only have I always been glad to let our kids try whatever was on my plate as a way of broadening their palate, but I can't imagine the stress of being one of those parents that specially prepares a separate meal for the kid, and packages plain white chicken cubes or ritz crackers everywhere we go, just in case. But most of all, this book rang true for me because I have found the same connection with our kids in the kitchen that the author does. No matter how irritating the small, noisy and often smelly people that live in our house are, and no matter how much pre-bedtime whining or "Holy crap, kid, would you please pick up your bedroom!?" arguing there is, there are two things that the kids & I always agree on. Reading to them at bedtime, and food. It's a whole set of traditions you'll come to love with the kids. When I pull out the meat grinder, the Critter knows it's time to make chorizo. She won't let me buy tortillas if we have time to make it ourselves. And she will always prefer home-made pizzas to the crap you get at Domino's. Don't get me wrong, she's still picky about some things (why on earth would anyone make macaroni and cheese that doesn't come out of a blue box?), and she'll never say no to Taco Bell, but she also chose sushi for her 7th birthday dinner, going right for the fatty tuna and the toro roll. The boy isn't so much a picky eater, he just rarely eats. But we found that just like when he gets to stir the risotto - he's a lot more likely to eat something he helped pick out of the garden, or helped make in the kitchen. When I grew up, I wasn't exactly a picky eater, I just was less-than-adventurous. It wasn't until I moved to California (and specifically, when I started dating the beautiful lady who later agreed to marry me in a moment of weakness) that I really started trying out new foods, and discovered the joy that comes from vegetables that aren't boiled with a piece of salt pork until they're dead (although, I still like them that way too), or the hidden culinary mysteries behind a dim sum brunch. I don't think I could have been any prouder than when my two-year-old asked for, and then ate a half dozen quail eggs for breakfast this week, or when my daughter helped me cure and hang our own hams with the same apparent enjoyment that most kids reserve for their Wii.
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Good like you read about

Holy crap was this one of the best things I've eaten in a while. And I sleep every night with a fantastic cook. Recipe from Jamie Oliver's Jamie at Home (I strongly recommend you buy the book, and TiVo the show.) Hot & sour rhubarb with crispy pork Seriously. It's better than the title makes it sound. 1 kg pork belly, boned, rind removed, cut into 1-1/2" cubes salt and pepper peanut oil , or vegetable oil egg noodles - 4-6 people's worth 4 scallion, trimmed and finely sliced 1 red chili, deseeded, finely sliced 2 bunches watercress or some sort of bitter young salad greens 1 bunch cilantro, (UK=coriander) 2 limes The Marinade: 400 g rhubarb 4 tablespoons honey 4 tablespoons soy sauce 4 garlic, peeled 2 red chili, halved, deseeded 1 teaspoon five-spice, heaping teaspoon - We didn't have any five spice, because I don't really care for it. We made do with a mixture of ground cinnamon, ground cloves, white pepper and salt 1 ginger, thumb-sized piece, peeled and chopped Preheat the oven to 180C/350F. Place the pork pieces in a roasting tray and put to one side. Chuck all the marinade ingredients into a food processor and pulse until you have a smooth paste, then pour this all over the pork, adding a large wineglass of water. Mix it all up, then tightly cover the tray with tinfoil and place in the preheated oven for about an hour and 30 minutes, or until the meat is tender, but not colored. Pick the pieces of pork out of the pan and put to one side. The sauce left in the pan will be deliciously tasty and pretty much perfect. However, if you feel it needs to be thickened slightly, simmer on a gentle heat for a bit until reduced to the consistency of ketchup. Season nicely to taste, add a little extra soy sauce if need be, then remove from the heat and put to one side. Put a pan of salted water on to boil. Get yourself a large pan or wok on the heat and pour in a good drizzle of groundnut (US=peanut) oil or vegetable oil. Add your pieces of the pork to the wok and fry until crisp and golden (you may need to do this in batches). At the same time, drop your noodles in the boiling water and cook for a few minutes, then drain most of the water away. Divide the noodles into warmed bowls immediately, while they are still moist. To finish, spoon over a good amount of the rhubarb sauce. Divide your crispy pork on top, and add a good sprinkling of scallions, chili, greens and cilantro. Serve with half a lime each.
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I guess there aren't too many famous Brazilian mathmaticians, to be fair

I fancy myself a corned beef gormand. I have talked about this love before, and the fact that there is good corned beef, and bad corned beef, and if you want to know what I really think about you, ask me to serve you corned beef the next time you come round my house, and see which kind I serve you. Ask yourself: Are you corned beef worthy? Well? Are you? You can understand then, why I'm always on the look out for new brands, given the lengths I go to to source the good stuff. The Brits clearly don't understand what good corned beef looks like and your markets over here typically sell something that looks and tastes like three parts reconstituted cardboard packing and one part leftover pickling juice. So on our monthly run into Manchester's Chinatown last weekend, I was excited to find a new brand - notice the label - it's Extra Chunky
When I turned it over to examine the ingredients, I discovered the secret to this extra chunky-ness. Look at how much beef they cram into each can!
Now math was always one of my strong suits, but I'm stumped. I haven't opened it yet, but I promise a full report and comparison this weekend.
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